Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Miami Kitestring

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.

I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!

by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

Sugar kitten

A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.

I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.

by ECO-AF July 27, 2018

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

kittenfishing

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.

The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.

by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017

Caramel Kitten

a big booty yellow bone bitch, who entertains groceries, and animals by shaking her ass in public singing her theme song and making orgasm faces.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I was at walmart yesterday and I seen caramel kitten!

Guy 2: Forreal? was she twerking by the apples?

by killajoker June 11, 2013