actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.
by bandaid man December 28, 2005

c lost a bet so he is now k's personal butt kisser
k:kiss my butt
c: ok
c:*kissesbutt*
k:gd personal butt kisser
k:kiss my butt
c: ok
c:*kissesbutt*
k:gd personal butt kisser
by ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? March 31, 2007

One that blows their marijuana smoke out the window of a bedroom window. They are trying to get their mouth as outside the window as possible so their lips press against the screen and it looks as if they're kissing it.
Steve- "Hey dude how did you sneak out to smoke that chron?"
Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."
Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."
by Inc Cap June 7, 2007

by Misgief October 28, 2007

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012

When a man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then sucks it out, and proceeds to make-out with their partner.
by AJSinister July 2, 2012

by rick jacobs August 5, 2003
