Liquor King

The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.

I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!

or:

I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!

or:

Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!

by eldanko August 10, 2010

king von

the greatest drill rapper to ever live RIP VON

king von was so goated

we not from 63rd

by taetoocrazy November 6, 2020

The Lizard King

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.

the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

Witch King

The Witch King of Angmar. An extremely badass villain from The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. He is the Lord of the Nazgul, greatest of the Nine, in Gandalf's words. Flies around on a creature that kills Gondorian soldiers like they're ants. When on the ground, holds a huge-ass mace in one hand and a sword in the other. Leads the armies of Sauron to war. Has a badass image which is damaged when a woman (Eowyn from Rohan) kills him after giving a one-liner.

Do not come between a Nazgul and his prey.

Fool, no man can kill me!

I am no man!

by smartkid June 23, 2005

King of Sold out

It means: Jungkook
Jungkook is the king of sold out because he literally sold out everything he wore in his VLive, BTS BOMB, or Run BTS
킹 오브 솔드 아웃: 정국
정국이가 품절의 왕인 이유는브이라이브나 방탄밤, 달방에 입은 옷이나 화장품, 심지어는 향수까지 다 팔어버리기 때문...

The King of Sold out scored another goal, armies buying every single thing that he wore in a VOGUE magazine shoot.
아미들은 품절의 왕이신 정국님이 방탄밤 100화에 입은 옷을 모두 품절시켰닿ㅎㅎ

by 미니주니어 November 1, 2020