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Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.
A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.
by GloIcy April 6, 2021
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Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.
by Will Golden November 19, 2018
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Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014
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Kevin Do

A scrawny asian kid that is obsessed with his car, he drives it, lives in, and has sex with it. He never purchases any parts for it but claims that it is the fastest car around. Loves going to under aged clubs and doing the stanky leg. Questionably gay.
Hey Kevin Do what are you doing tonight? Going to the club man and doing the stanky leg! Look at my car! VROOM VROOM
by Kevin's Daddy April 4, 2010
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kevin g

kevin g from mean girls is a mathlete and one fine indian rapper.
yo yo yo
all you sucka MC's aint got nothin on me
on my grades on my lines cant touch kevin g
im a mathlete im a nerd but forget what you heard im like james bond the third sh-sh-shaken not stirred im kevin gnapoor

the g's silent when i sneak through your door
and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor
i dont play it like shaggy you'll know it was me cuz hte next time you see her she will be like "OH KEVIN G!!"
by Sarizzle January 2, 2005
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Kevin Bacon

An actor. Known fact that he has six degrees.
Carrie Fischer was in Star Wars with
Harrison Ford was in The Fugitive with
Tommy Lee Jones who was in Batman Forever
Val Kilmer who was in Heat with
Robert Dinero who was in Sleepers with
KEVIN BACON!
by talley December 28, 2005
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Kevin Spacey Bacon

When you confuse one actor for another by face or name.

A universal name used to replace any other actors name when you can't remember who played a part.
-Kevin Spacey Bacon is my favorite American actor.

-I can't remember who played opposite Natalie Portman, some Kevin Spacey Bacon.
by wordcoin December 7, 2011
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