by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021
Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars
Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?
by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021
Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.
by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 16, 2020
Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!
by slandermander2345 May 05, 2022
by Ilikegingerbreadman December 24, 2021
my boyfriend. who the fuck names their kid keanu ??
anyway bro got mad rizz, he got a 10 with zero effort
anyway bro got mad rizz, he got a 10 with zero effort
by dumbfucksquirrel December 12, 2022
The best name for the best person ever in my life. He is amazing, kind, caring, and lovable. He is funny and fun to be with. The way he carries our conversations makes me fall in love with him more. I love how his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. He's shy sometimes but he gets playful and fun when you get to know him. He is a crybaby though, a clingy person, and energetic but that makes me love him more. He may appear intimidating because of his appearance but he is a softie when you get to know him lol.
Me: Keanu is so amazing, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats
by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 15, 2022