an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker
by ohnoniall December 1, 2015
Get the kale baker bitchmug. Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
Get the Kalemug. by pphole March 28, 2021
Get the kalemug. 
A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.
Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.
by thegingercringer January 30, 2021
Get the Riley Kalemug. Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
Get the kalemug. Kale piss balls
by pissballspissballs December 16, 2021
Get the Kalemug.