Juan 

Is a bitch who need to get the fuck beaten out of him and like dick in his ass.

Juan is a stupid idiot 🤬🖕👊😯🍆👉👌

Juan by yabifhwj October 29, 2020

Juan 

The number before two

What's before 2?
Juan!

Juan by Dg2121 July 20, 2016

Juan 

An asshole that lies and likes everyone even though he has a girlfriend his girlfriend doesn’t like him she is just so desperate to date someone so she dates the least popular person that no one like and he has and he has no future and no good grades

Juan is a bitch.

Juan by Justin .B February 18, 2018

Juan 

Your gardener that will suck on your green card for more breaks and less working hours and come home drinking their Bud-Light and yelling in Blackxican to their 69 children in one apartment room.

Rich Person: Hey Juan, today you can skip the leaves and mow the lawn only.

Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.

Juan by BigDaddyHuf July 24, 2018

Juan 

Juan is a fake friend that will snitch on you. That name is the most pussy name ever. People with that name are short asf got fake curly hair wear glasses and be sagging ode

Juan is a bad name

Juan by Jose Ortega December 13, 2019

Juan 

A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.

Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)

TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?

Juan by OhShizzImCuteee May 9, 2011

Juan 

One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.

Ew, look at that dude he's such a Juan.

Juan by Fatrob69 November 25, 2017