Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

Johnmehr

the guy you dont know is telling the truth.

Or the guy that is an fucking asshole and a savage.

Or the good guy but you rather wont talk to

Hey that's Johnmehr .
guy: He owe me 4 bux.
guy 2: He's a fucking asshole BUT a goddamn savage!
guy3: he's a nice guy but i'll rather dont talk to him.

by The fucking Millitary! May 3, 2018

jimmy johny

a new age word that needs to be used in the place of thingy or thing-a-magigy

He Brock can you had me that jimmy johny over there?

by 3k racer May 6, 2005

johny

another name for money .. As in Johny Cash ..

used by dave in rotovegas . he ain't got eftpos so he only takes johny's

Can I use my credit card to pay you dave?

Nah sorry mr ..I only take johny's

Whats a johny dave?

It's cash . you know like johny cash

well I only have a credit card dave

Well mr you had better walk the line to the hole in the wall mr

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

johnestly

Being honest with your good pal John.

"Yo johnestly, you gotta break up with her dude"

by Mikemurph99 July 18, 2016