Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 22, 2025
Get the Johanmug. the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.
plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)
plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)
me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!
by ike.aa October 1, 2018
Get the Johan Ulvesonmug. 
by going balalalalala November 3, 2022
Get the Johanmug. by WASBLAST January 26, 2023
Get the Ellisse x johanmug. "Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
Get the Johan Olesenmug. by pink_butter November 24, 2021
Get the Johanmug.