Joe

The definition of brilliant. A kind, loving guy who is confident and fun to be around. A Joe is a dog lover, who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to speak his mind. A Joe knows how to treat a girl well, and knows how to make her happy. Anyone in the world is lucky to be friends/together with a Joe, because a Joe is something that you would always want to hold on to. Joes are picky eaters, and many Joes have a great love for Pombear crisps.
by Revan123 August 11, 2010
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This on a level of difficulty for sexual postions on a scail from 1-10 is about a 14. The Joe is when you do a hand stand in front of the other person nakid with all of your junk stuffed in to a condom... balls and all. then you say "dosent it look like a chest burster from alien!?"
Refer to Alien The movie for example just immitate Kane upside down in handstand mode
by Barrett January 27, 2005
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Joe

A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
Dude seriously, joe needs to knock it off or there will be no more vaginas left for us.
by joe_moreno7 September 06, 2009
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Joe

Cool guy so nice and kind to everyone around him

Joe is good
Joe is good
by By Georgie January 23, 2018
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The ultimate gamer, nobody can compare to his gaming abilities. He has transcended to gamer god hood. He has gamed more than anyone has in there miserable lives. He was born to game, legends say when he was born he came out with a controller in hand pretending to game. Hes been affiliated with "The Gamers" a secret gaming organization who plans on taking over the world and all games as we know.
A "Wow that guy is good at this game"!

"Ya hes probably a Joe"
by GamerAffiliate September 07, 2017
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The physical manifestation of satan himself, dont ask who he is.
Person 1: Was Joe here last night
Person 2: Whose Joe?
Person 1: *Turns into satan and kills person 2
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Hide your weed, the Joes are coming.
by Theplayfulgod February 12, 2016
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