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Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.
"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.
by Charlie Park January 18, 2003
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accidental blow job

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.

Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006
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Christmas blow job

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
by Snorri S. Snorrason August 19, 2008
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blow job

This is when a girl sucks the boys dick.
Carolyn was giving Chris a blow job all night long.
by orky May 26, 2008
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blow job betty

A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
by Manda July 21, 2004
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Blow Job Hairdo

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
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Blow Job shot

An alcoholic drink.

In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.

After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.

The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.

This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
by Glenalucard December 9, 2008
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