Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan

Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball

by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018

Jacob move

An intentional act performed by a selfish individual who wants you to feel sorry for him because you have become upset by the action.

“Hey did he pay you back”

“Nah this fool got upset and said you know times are hard”

Fucking ‘Jacob move’ bro

by Phillis&ben October 3, 2019

Jacob's Law

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name

Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis

by ciy June 14, 2020

Jacob's Law

During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!

Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"

by mmaerzluft February 1, 2022

Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”

by Johnny Sanders January 21, 2020

Jacob

Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

Girl:"hes so sweet and romantic!!!"

Other girl:"he's definitely a Jacob!!!"

by Donttalktome November 8, 2013

karl jacobs

our favourite industry plant

karl jacobs is my favourite industry plant!

by bananabread7 April 24, 2021