jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 13, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

a JFK

To give messy head in the back seat of a car

Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat

by anonymous December 8, 2022

The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.

" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"

by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023