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Jessica Simpson

The two extremes.
by Luka June 21, 2004
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Jessie

Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!

She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.

Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.

Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?

She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.

She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.

But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!

Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.

Boy 2: that's nice.

Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.

Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.

Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 24, 2017
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Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016
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Jessmar

Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.
I wish I was a Jessmar
by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021
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Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.
I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
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Jessica Biel

Any really Hot Chick who looks like the actress. Also a girl who I'd love to fuck.
by Wear April 22, 2006
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Jessica

Jessica is the best friend EVER. She is kind, athletic, smart, and beautiful. She lights up the world with happiness when she smiles. She has long, brown, wavy hair that sways when she walks. If you ever meet a Jessica, never let her leave your life, because hd is the most loyal, amazing, loving friend you will EVER have!!!
Lola: That girl is so nice

Lucas: I want to date her. What's her name

Isabela: She is totally a Jessica
by Skyheart1357 January 3, 2015
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