Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.

My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.

by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Jerkin' the wein

"Jerkin' the wein" is to masterbate in the most fashionable manner possible

I heard my roommate get up and wash his hands and go back to his room, he must have been Jerkin' the wein.

by Grbanson finkledink July 26, 2021

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

Jerkins

an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies

I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins

by erc April 2, 2004

jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022