anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.

That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!

by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.

Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky

by Goatface001 August 29, 2016

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.

I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.

by BChockey7 January 29, 2015