Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.

That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!

by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019

Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.

"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"

by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

making jerky

Euphemism for masturbating / jerking off

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.

by kskroob November 4, 2017

circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.

Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky

by Goatface001 August 29, 2016