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jerky sauce

1) Cum
2) The fluid that is emitted as a result of a hand job.
Cole totally got his jerky sauce all over me last night after we went back to his place.
by swimer freak December 10, 2015
mugGet the jerky saucemug.

ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.
(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 25, 2023
mugGet the ball jerkymug.

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
mugGet the Beef jerkymug.

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!
by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
mugGet the face jerkymug.

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
by Nik June 6, 2015
mugGet the Jerky Saladmug.

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.
He was having a beer jerky over there.
by dombamdy October 15, 2018
mugGet the Beer Jerkymug.

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky
Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016
mugGet the jerky shitsmug.

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