ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.

(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 26, 2023

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 05, 2015

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 16, 2018

circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.

Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky

by Goatface001 February 25, 2016

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky

Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow

by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy December 31, 2015