A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
Get the Beef jerkymug. When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 25, 2023
Get the ball jerkymug. by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
Get the face jerkymug. by Nik June 6, 2015
Get the Jerky Saladmug. Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"
by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019
Get the Beef Jerkymug. Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.
by kskroob November 4, 2017
Get the making jerkymug. Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016
Get the jerky shitsmug.