Social Media Jerk Off 

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.

Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"

Social Media Jerk Off by MC Lightning May 5, 2013

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

wild turkey jerk off by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

The Slim Shady Jerk off 

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.

Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it

The Slim Shady Jerk off by Marshall maners October 24, 2018

synonyms: jerk-off 

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

synonyms: jerk-off by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

jersey jerk off 

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

jersey jerk off by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

russian jerk off 

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

russian jerk off by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

wild turkey jerk off by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015