Jargonaut

One who seeks to invent new jargon.

"Penn is a Jargonaut as he made a word up just so he could get in the dictionary.

by Teller July 8, 2003

jerkoffathon

See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.

Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.

by actionman777 April 1, 2010

Jargon Barf

Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.

"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"

"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".

by Hodaka July 9, 2010

jerkoff

A form of masturbation. Something many Wrestling-Edge users do.

Wrestling-Edge members often jerkoff.

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

jerko

A variation on the common term "jerk" that has become more personalized and trendy with the addition of the "o."

Similar to Lauguna Beach's "dunzo," a variation of the word "done," and "nutso," the better way of saying "nuts."

Blake ditches us for annoying girls; he's a jerko.

by Nutty123 May 1, 2006

Jerbonics

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.

"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"

by V Dizzle Off The Hizzle My Nizzle March 10, 2005

Jargonator

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

by hobrarian January 12, 2009