by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
by Kelcy February 6, 2008
Get the Jared mug.That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019
Get the Jared mug.by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014
Get the Jared mug.A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.
Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
by hometree January 21, 2011
Get the Jared mug.Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford
Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
by Non-Jared October 21, 2019
Get the Jared mug.A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!
Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023
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