Jared

He a bitch but we love him
Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.
by Toesheo September 15, 2021
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Jared is very tall ,kind ,sweat and sometimes funny. When he puts his hair up he looks great , but he all was looks grate and he is all was there for you weather you need to or not . He can be annoying at times but in a funny way he will Love you and cuddle you if you get a Jared know that you are a very lucky person and if you ever get a chance to hear his real voice you will love it just like I do and you will love everything about him just like I do ❤❤❤
You will love Jared
by L. K. E. May 08, 2019
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A black guy normally called nigga who likes robbing people
by Runman August 04, 2019
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A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.
Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
by Kelcy February 07, 2008
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That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
by HighAutisticRetard April 03, 2019
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Guy1: Jared's alright
Guy2: Ya, he's alright
by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014
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