January 14

The day you can say anything you want to your siblings without getting in trouble by parents

person 1: hey brother, your so ugly, that cow in the barn looks better then you!
person 2:hey mom dad she said i’m uglier then a cow!
person 3: sorry i can’t do anything about it! it’s january 14 remember?
person 2: oh yeah..
person 1: hahahahahahaha

by Dr. yéyé yéyé yet November 3, 2019

January 30

People born in January 30 are the most kind, loving, caring, and prettiest people on earth, you would definitely want to be friends with someone who has this birthday

Wow that girl who was born on January 30 is beautiful

by Hiiamamazing November 7, 2019

january 21

The day when thousands of souls call out and exclaim their love of bread. Thus going to the nearest bread store and emptying their pockets for the mighty bread lord.

Guy: hey it’s January 21. We gotta go
Girl: oh right. Our annual sacrifice for bread lord.

by Assbub October 15, 2019

january 18

A bad ass bitches birthday🥳😍 If you we’re born on january 18 u are one of the baddest bitches out there!🥵💋 You are a baddie and be proud😘

girls/boys born on january 18th are the baddest out there

by muah💋 November 7, 2019

january 5

staying in bed day

if you go out of bed in january 5, you lose

by pussywrexker October 15, 2019

January 8

If you were born on January 8 your cute as hell like damn you cute your also really sweet but that doesn’t mean you can’t be scary sometimes lmao

January 8 birthday

by Billies bitch January 4, 2021

January 13

National Hug your crush day so whoever your crush is.... you need to hug them

Whenever you see your crush on January 13 you have to hug them
Oooooo its my crush

Ima go hug em

by Sauren Jankens January 12, 2020