itchy scrotum

The child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, "Silver Spoons". As an adult, he later went on to star in "NYPD Blue". His acting skills are highly overrated.

I've never liked Itchy Scrotum, he sucked in both Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue.

by DAR4652 January 6, 2006

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

itchy cave

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly

I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave

by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

by Cloverfield December 12, 2016