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italien to najlepsza osoba na swiecie
patryui: kto to
wahsie: to mój italien!
by adolf1939 January 8, 2022
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Italian beef and Pepsi

Chicago slang for when a criminal snitches to the police on other criminals to get out of trouble.

Police are known to treat cooperative suspects favorably and will get them whatever food they like while is custody, i.e, they'll request something good if they're snitching on their friends.
Nuski been snitching, full as hell after that Italian beef and Pepsi.
by Yunkish May 25, 2022
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sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.
Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.
by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019
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Italian Penis

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.
Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis
by Tinafay April 27, 2013
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Italian Mustache

The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair
I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache
by Tendersurrendrrr July 23, 2019
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Italian Emotion

The Italian Emotion is a phenomenon experienced when life sends hard times your way. It is made up of Fury, Sadness, Melancholy, and Total Determination. It is often experienced after something entirely awful happens. Depending on the circumstances, the amount of each emotion varies.
My girlfriend broke up with me after we had been going out for a year, then had the balls to tell me to my face that she and another guy had been in each others pants 2 days after the break up! Then the Italian Emotion kicked in, and I broke the other guys face apart with my brass knuckles!
by Micheletti November 27, 2007
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Italia

Italy in Italian.

It's a nice country plagued by many problems - economical, social, cultural. Ruined by Berlusconi's trashy TV since the 80s and by submission to the Vatican powers and the Catholic taboos.

Many foreigners think they know a lot about Italy, but they just rely on old and hollow stereotypes. Italy is a complex reality: for example, you can't compare Milan to Rome or Naples. A person from Milan generally finds people from the South too intrusive, while the Southerns finds people from the North too cold. Their attitude to life is different. North is quite wealthy, South is poor.

Accents differ much. In the mountain region called Alto Adige German is also spoken.

Myths to be disproved:

- mafia and camorra are only in the South. For most of Italians, they exist only in the news. Italians are not violent
- Italians are not so generous, in fact they are individualistic people (which is a problem, since they don't care about the public thing and make their country go to ruin)
- you won't find in the restaurants spaghetti with meatballs, pizza with pineapple, "fettuccine Alfredo" or "olive garden", these are Italo-american specialties
- Italians do work: office hours are 9 to 6. Children go to school also on Saturday, making it possible to have longer summer holidays
- Berlusconi is a criminal, a liar and a pig and does NOT really represent the majority of Italians. Many are ashamed of him and his governement
Povera Italia!
by downinthepark June 20, 2009
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