This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
by nicval June 27, 2019
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Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
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A school full of popular cliques that would do nothing but catch up with drama and gossip all day despite the fact that they know almost nothing about others and still choose to have their mouths be heard. Hang out in big groups like paw patrol and yes, bullshit about anyone who gets in their way. Either are narcissists or have the protagonist syndrome, tend to think the whole school population would look up to them as fashionable, popular girls and unfortunately guys are also becoming the same way (usually the ones who date those girls).Since most of the students are wealthy, they would own the same kind of bags, probably in every color without even realizing what looks lame (LOL).
Another tip for those who might not know, it is so hard to respect teachers here because they act all strict as if they are correctional officers but end up getting wasted at Khaosan and Soi Cowboy's crappy bars just like the foreign alcoholics you would see at Patong beach's full moon parties (I've stalked them before).
That's all I can say, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
A school full of popular cliques that would do nothing but catch up with drama and gossip all day despite the fact that they know almost nothing about others and still choose to have their mouths be heard. Hang out in big groups like paw patrol and yes, bullshit about anyone who gets in their way. Either are narcissists or have the protagonist syndrome, tend to think the whole school population would look up to them as fashionable, popular girls and unfortunately guys are also becoming the same way (usually the ones who date those girls).Since most of the students are wealthy, they would own the same kind of bags, probably in every color without even realizing what looks lame (LOL).
Another tip for those who might not know, it is so hard to respect teachers here because they act all strict as if they are correctional officers but end up getting wasted at Khaosan and Soi Cowboy's crappy bars just like the foreign alcoholics you would see at Patong beach's full moon parties (I've stalked them before).
That's all I can say, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.
The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.
The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.
The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.
The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.
The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.
HELP ME, I AM DYING OF THIS SAINT JOHN MARY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL DYSTOPIAN SYSTEM HERE. TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!!!
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