instragglevate

To instigate; initiate an aggravating situation or conversation whereby frustrating your target to the point of becoming humorous.

Use as directed, instragglevate

by prschein February 9, 2010

Introfucktion

when you meet a girl or guy and primal lust passes between you bot and you end up having sex before getting to know each other..... if you even get to know each other later.

After the brief introfucktion, Phillip returned to the party to look for more ladies of the night or sluts or skanky girls that he could prey on.

by dinosaursatemysocks December 25, 2010

introductory offer

(1) Refers to how a "perpetually horny" guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.

Clueless dude: I never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when I happen to see her lying back with her legs spread --- I can't tell if she's making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.

by QuacksO August 20, 2013

instradition

A tradition stemming from and manifesting itself repeatedly through Instagram comment banter.

Sean became inspired by an awesome and creative lunch photo that Maurice posted on Instagram. After some dialogue they agreed to go to lunch together and post photos of it, spawning an Instradition.

by BroadwayBitesBro November 8, 2013

Instrudjental

An instrumental band who play djent.

"Animals As Leaders are a great instrudjental band."
Or
"What is with all these shitty instrudjental bands these days?"

by PercyNolly December 30, 2013

instrude

Verb. To fake an illness to get out of sexual congress with someone with which you have previously had a disappointing sexual encounter with.

Guy 1 - Yo this girl I been banging said she wouldn't hook up with me again coz she had the flu!
Guy 2 - Bro, bitches always instrude

by ThisChatIsWhak June 26, 2016

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017