Woody Allen Incest

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

by NemoHavok June 18, 2009

Incest

(V.) To have sex with your blood relatives.
Also, apparently a pastime for Rednecks.

Billy-Bob loves to practice incest, especially with his sister.

by Glittery Goddess July 25, 2004

incense

Cool smelling sticks of fragrant shtuff that you light up, so it slow burns white smoke all over the surrounding area. Though many potheads use it to cover up the smell of their dank, it's a false stereotype. A superfluous amount of Febreeze is usually the real pothead dedector.

Also a great word to start a conversation on so you can laugh at people that accidentally say 'incest'.

Me: "He, you like incense?"
Friend: "Yeah, I LOVE incest!"
ME: *laughs*
Friend: "Shit!"

by Average Homie March 8, 2005

Incending

A guy who stalks soccer players, watches every single soccer game and doesn't cares if he doesn't spends time with his family.

It is also the name of some random ROBLOX sword clan leader.

John: Does Jordan even think about something else but ROBLOX and soccer?
Paul: Damn he is such a Incending.

by Lucifernius June 27, 2018

step-incestuous

Being in a state of sexual attraction or taking fancy in a step sibling.

Justin is scared that him having sex with his soon to be step sister would be consider step-incestuous.

by SlaveMatthews September 24, 2014

Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

by JONBIGNXGGA April 13, 2018

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008