Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
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Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.
"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"
by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022
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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
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Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER
by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020
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