lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
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IDK how to explain it so if you know you know. one time my friend and I were waving at a random grade 6 and he did the motion that you do while saying PERIODT, we actually thought he meant that but later we realized that he meant to kill our selves since he was literally slicing his neck.
the motion that you do while saying PERIODT makes me pee my pants
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.
*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"
by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023
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phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.
I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.
by Demander_650 May 13, 2008
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rape on deez nuts while vape

when a group of boys rape while vaping in a school bathroom, the rape can also be touching tips.
ugh Jeremy and his boys are back in the bathroom rape on deez nuts while vape. It's so annoying.
by jimmyjohns69420vaperape October 14, 2021
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This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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