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Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.
Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!
by Wills Library September 11, 2020
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Jiffy

An actual measurment of time
Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead
by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023
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no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around
Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz
by bwllt March 7, 2022
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Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.
Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)
by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017
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Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024
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jiffy

semi professional csgo player that you should follow @jiffyxo
fuck man, jiffy just fucking owned me connector, imma follow dat nigga @jiffyxo
by comethazine February 28, 2018
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Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
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