Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.

Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)

by MakinCopsNervis December 02, 2017

Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 07, 2024

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019

jiffy

semi professional csgo player that you should follow @jiffyxo

fuck man, jiffy just fucking owned me connector, imma follow dat nigga @jiffyxo

by comethazine February 28, 2018

Jiffy

Baltimore slang for a gun , hand gun , any kind of gun

“I got the jiffy stashed round back yo “

by Uptown Champ , BMORE CHAMP November 07, 2023

Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.

He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.

by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017

Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.

Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!

by Wills Library September 11, 2020