Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.

"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.

by AnchorG June 9, 2022

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 16, 2019

immaculant

When something is overtly large

Person 1: Did you eat a lot of food?
Person 2: Yeah, the meal was immaculant.

by Jeffery69 March 12, 2022

Immaculate Buttception

Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.

I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!

by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020

immaculance

Classy

She had the aura of immaculance

by Grassmoney December 12, 2020

Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024