Eddiction

Someone who is blindly addicted to wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

"Tommy couldn't resist the saber tooth tiger hat with emerald encrusted ruby skulls. What can you say, he suffers from an Eddiction"

by Factskills June 24, 2009

Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy

(acronym)PENIS!!!

also some jibbberish for something smart i guess...

Hey man, check out my Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy =0

wow! Thats a huuuuuuge Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy!

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

Crypto Addiction

A high-tech term for hardcore gamblers or speculators who have made trading in digital currencies their god—some common symptoms are Trump-like lying, getting into massive debt, and insomnia.

Luxury rehabs are doing brisk business treating crypto addiction patients, by changing them exorbitantly—common treatments involve yoga, acupuncture, massage, and medication.

by Fasters February 5, 2023

Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Addiction

The thing we all have towards the Net - you know, not being able to get your bum off the couch in front of the laptop?

"Addiction is harmful"
Thief *pointing his gun at the baby*: Quick, hand over the laptop!
Mother: Take my baby!! Please leave me and my laptop alone!

by Akanksha May 16, 2008

Marijuana Addiction

A physical and psychological dependence on marijuana. There is a large debate on whether this exists. While marijuana is not naturally addictive nor contains ingredients which make it addictive like nicotine, it is possible to become dependent on marijuana to get you through a regular day. It may also become a daily task that you cannot live without doing. You can become addicted to anything. It may not be as severe and addiction as other things such as crack, tobacco and alcohol, but it still exists.

Rick: "Hold on man. I need to take a hit of my blunt."

Bob: "Man you need to 'take a hit' 5 times a day, every day. I think you might be a victim of Marijuana Addiction."

Rick: "Shut up stupid! You can't get addicted to weed."

Bob: "Just because marijuana doesn't have nicotine doesn't mean you can't get addicted to it."

Rick: "Oh. Well, I'm still going to take a hit."

by bshort31092 September 7, 2011

addiction

compulsive habit, usually destructive, hard to stop

Derek: It's not addiction, I can stop whenever I want

Clive: lol

by super cuckoo March 28, 2009