when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.
(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"
by Kleetis III May 29, 2009
by virginya June 29, 2005
What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.
by Kee Strauser August 05, 2005
I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.
I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.
I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.
by Dimestore February 02, 2019
by RawrYoNig May 24, 2010
If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!
Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"
by Jared is hot December 17, 2009
by I AM SO PRO November 13, 2020