i just need to get through this week

this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.

friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days

friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week

friend 1: real af

by bester_remontada April 16, 2023

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

I just tokked a poopoo caca fart

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I just tokked a poopoo caca fart in me ubderwear

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021