i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him

by wxvy ds February 20, 2019

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

I just tokked a poopoo caca fart

HAHA DRINKING YOYR OEN PEE IN EXTEMLY FUNNI!!! HAAAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXXXDXXXDXDDXDXDXXDXXDXDDXDXDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just tokked a poopoo caca fart in me ubderwear

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021