hurriphoonami

Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.

Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"

Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."

Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."

Less: "Really, you don't say..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Miami Hurricanes

Official supplier to state prisons.

Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....

by Saweeet September 6, 2008

Hurricane

A severe Tropical Storm which forms in the ocean over warm water. Maximum sustained winds that accompany a hurricane are 74 mph and up. The worst part of the hurricane is the eyewall, where the fiercest wind is.

Hurricane Ivan devastated Gulf Shores, Alabama in September of 2004.

by KoritheMan July 20, 2005

drunken hurricanes

Two females of small stature in the proffession of life saving that, when intoxicated, ruin the lives of the public population. Drunken hurricanes are known to achieve the ultimate state of drunkness and run rampant through the downtown area of Colorado Springs. These said drunken hurricanes have been known to break inanimate objects and cause injury to otherwise healthy people. These hurricanes wreck house, and prior to anyones knowledge, disappear to the next bar.

Dude, where did Michelle and Lacey go?! They broke a bunch of shit, bruised my sternum, and bit my nipple! They showed up... wrecked house.... then left! They were like effin drunken hurricanes!!!!

by japirish December 29, 2009

Hermie Hurricane

Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.

My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.

by Yakob99 June 28, 2013

Hurricane Andrew

Hurricane Andrew struck Florida in August of 1992. It was the second most destructive hurricane in recent history (the only reason it's only second is because that bitch, Katrina, broke the levees and fuckin' flooded 3/4 of New Orleans).

Apparently, nobody gives a rat's ass about Hurricane Andrew anymore, seeing as there are 500 definitions for Hurricane Katrina, but this is the first for Andrew.

Fuck Katrina. Hurricane Andrew should still be considered the most destructive.

by HurricaneAndrew July 13, 2009

Miami Hurricanes

Official supplier to state prisons.

Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....

by Saweeet July 14, 2006