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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the Central Division of the National League.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves
by CubbiesSwallow August 5, 2005
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Haustace

A type of dance a girl does in the bar which involves a little grinding and a LOT of bumping, to the point where it hurts the guys junk that she is dancing with.
Jeff: "Damn dude my balls hurt, she was doing the haustace all over my junk last night!"
by Guidette27 February 8, 2010
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Hustle Or Die

A state of mind where one considers working to the opposite of death. If you can't work to earn a living , you'll probably die.
It's hustle or die season, i gotta get that bread today...
by Osagz April 28, 2011
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Hustle Report

You c in elementary school you can get a Conduct report which is just a written piece on whatever rule you broke but my teacher likes yelling stop hustling me or i'm gonna give you a hustle report so ya plz send help :)
STOP HUSTLING ME OR I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HUSTLE REPORT!!!!!!!
by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019
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Houston Town Special

(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.
Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”

William: “Dear God, please not again!”
by NillyBelson May 15, 2020
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Lerman Hustle

To ejaculate before the woman even knows copulation has occurred.
Also loosely know know as slex or the pump n' sleep, but more on the speed sex and sleep side.
1. Jimmy totally pulled a Lerman Hustle last night in bed, I was so pissed and unsatisfied.

2. Girl: Oh! oooo, are you in yet?
Lerman Hustler: Oh baby, I'm done
by Tranholt July 20, 2007
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Prime Hustla

Noun- a gangsta or hoodlum that excels in rhymes and flow and gets "crunk" very easily. They also give off large amounts of swagger unlike anyone else.
Jaquan: Aye look at dat prime hustla over there rap battling that white boy.
Quantravious: Damn he be spittin some sick lines and roastin dat jit to the next level.
by stegro May 10, 2010
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