HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night

by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023

Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.

"Yo! Have you got a rating from Shaggy Rogers Hp:5?"

"Yeah man! Like, I got 5 stars, + 5 HP!"

by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022

hp

also can be an abbreviation for the app houseparty

“hey do you want to hp tonite?”
“yeah sure, i’ll talk to you when i’m done with hw”

by weirritatin August 12, 2019

HPS

HPS is the abbreviated form of ’Hacks Per Second’. This term is often used when my good friend, Mystichorseangel, is using her computer. The reason being: she gets hacked a lot. It is to be noted that the counter only registers unique hacks.

EXAMPLE: Mystichorseangel is experiencing 156 HPS right now.

by DickDickson666 August 9, 2019

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

HP

Hundred percent

Want to go to the pub tonight?
"Fuck yeah HP"

Dam she looks rough..

"HP mate"

by Shaneoss T November 5, 2020