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Dank Hooter

someone who sucks dick
dank(dick)
hooter(suck,sucker)
you are a dank hooter,
she hoots on alot of dank
by BMFoster002 April 6, 2009
mugGet the Dank Hootermug.

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.
Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear
by Morgan August 27, 2003
mugGet the Hooters Bearmug.

Hooter Day

A designation for any given day in which women wear clothing revealing or accentuating their breasts at a rate greater than baseline. See also Tit Monday.
That must be the tenth tube top I've seen today. It's Hooter Day!
by rolnardz September 12, 2010
mugGet the Hooter Daymug.

twinkie hooter

A women normally of the slutty type who enjoys deep throating twinkies as they eat them in a very sexual manner. Women like this normally cant get a real penis and choose a twinkie instead as they are filled with white cream, just like the male genitalia.
Damn that ugly chick definetly is a twinkie hooter!

You know when a girl hasn't gone past first base because twinkie hooting is way better.
by glenis6969 August 17, 2012
mugGet the twinkie hootermug.

Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.
by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010
mugGet the Harry Potter Hootersmug.

hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?
by Dignme1 March 10, 2009
mugGet the hooter hammockmug.

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.
Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."
by bobandbill July 12, 2011
mugGet the Hooters Girl Opportunity Windowmug.

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