on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

by greetification March 2, 2010

hooker looker

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute

"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"

by J.L.E. May 24, 2007

hooker-ology

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.

Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.

by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010

Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014

Hookdrill

1. When a girl is getting eiffle towered by two dudes, the dude getting his balls sucked hooks 2... maybe 3 fingers into the girls asshole (a fist for experienced hookdrillers); while the dude blowing her roast beef out doggy style swaps to her fart box. The fingers must be inserted while the dick hammers the shit slinger.

2. An amazing way to break drill motors and bits. Perfect for the home worker who could give a fuck less about his tools.

Group 1: Hey guys what're you doing tonight?
Group 2: Ah, fuck. Probably hookdrilling Devins mom.
Group 1: Hah, good luck with the sloppy seconds.

by boiler January 30, 2019

Honky smack

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.

Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020