Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker 

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.

"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire 

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire by Trevor136_kill_me_rn November 22, 2018

Shit Fucking Holy 

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy

Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

Shit Fucking Holy by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

holyfuckinguacamoley by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

Holyfuckamoly 

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.

Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!

Holyfuckamoly by th3chad April 4, 2011

holyfuckingshiton 

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

holyfuckingshiton by J3 August 11, 2004