Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".

Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!

by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

Holdaas

Mis-spelling of the term "Holdass," which is a synonym of "Grab-Ass", as in to flirt excessively with somebody or to literally perform the action of grabbing a girl's gluteus maximus.

It is also a Norgwegian last name, but in this case it is pronounced "Hold-Aus" as in "AUStralia".

Mark: Hey Kate, do you know Madde Holdaas? Yeah haha I sure would hate to have her last name!

Kate: Yeah that is so funny!

Madde: "You know, there's a reason I have this name, Mark ;)"

Kate: Stop playing Holdaas, you two!

by Diego del Oeste March 29, 2010

holadayitis

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them

Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.

by grhtitan October 20, 2010

Hoemaste

My inner hoe sees and respects your inner hoe. Hoemaste.

I see you. Hoemaste.

by peachyvondetroit March 3, 2017

Holgate

A tiny school in Henry County were every guy is a farmer and every girl is a bitch. Some girls think they are thicc but they are all flat. They suck at football and any other sport. Also, live goes around the school 4-5 times every year.

"Look at how flat that that dough is!"
"It reminds me of the girls at Holgate!"

by schoolreviews February 9, 2018

Holarious

Himmelsk

I love holarious wonderful music

by Madam Mia July 7, 2018

Hoemantic

When you're not in a relationship yet treat each sexual encounter like a life long lover.

I hooked up with this person, lit candles, put on soft jazz, it was really hoemantic.

by Justinius Phoenix April 24, 2019