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Digital-hoarder

Collecting digital media for the sake of collecting it, not watching and/or listening to it. Accumulating titles that you have no interest in, no intent of using for entertainment and no desire to do anything with except just possessing it.
I downloaded the complete discography of Michael Buble because I'm a digital-hoarder.
by Evanwins May 1, 2016
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Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.
Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!
by Grinner74 October 19, 2011
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Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020
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Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions
I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!
by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021
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Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.
Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!
by Thy Nguyen October 8, 2011
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
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