hitchdike 

One who, in spite of possessing a large SUV or 4/5 seat sedan, being the only person in the vehicle AND traveling to your destination, simply refuses to pick you up. No matter how much you wave your hands or try to grab their attention by other means, it is all meaningless to them. Often an old bag.

Bob: "Dude I've been hitchhiking for 2 HOURS and still don't have a ride!!!"
Joe: "Don't let it get you down--a lot of these people are hitchdikes."

hitchdike by Joseph Blowme June 12, 2009

Hitchhikin

Taking another dudes bitch

"Sees a bad bitch who has a boyfriend , that's looking lonely at the club". "walks over to spit heat" Yo look at this dog ,my man is hitchhikinnnn

Hitchhikin by MikeyBeenTrilL March 15, 2016

pitchhiked

having sharp objects (usually plant bur)

dropped on your back without your knowledge while riding a bicycle, a prank done by cyclists

my friend got pitchhiked when he was biking by himself down a dirt road!

pitchhiked by bettieneptune January 19, 2024

Corporate Hitchhiking 

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

Corporate Hitchhiking by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

South dakota hitchiker by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017