A large but not fancy dwelling generally 10,000+ square feet and including a 3000+ square foot shop. Built by an ambitious hillbilly after he reaches his mid-life crisis.
My dad reached his mid life crisis but a new truck just wouldn't do, so we built the hillbilly palace instead.
by Ryan 53rb3rt June 17, 2010

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"
by jacin rome December 18, 2005

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.
by DebRi December 21, 2013

by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021

by Fat.nigga.bitch November 3, 2019

A hillbilly corncob is when your anal sex partner eats a lot of corn prior to anal sex and when you pull your penis out of partner it is covered with corn. The corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
"My girl loves to eat corn, but after anal sex last night, my dick looked like a hillbilly corncob."
by Yapester April 21, 2015
