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hikertrash 

Anyone who has spent more hours of their life on a trail than in their own bed and has no regard left for table manners, toilet etiquette, or similar societal norms like when to fart, burp, and shower. Generally very loud people--habits picked up on the trail to scare away natural wildlife. They're always looking for a) more food, b) another destination to go in the wilderness and c) a new way to poop, or, as they'll call it, biff.

Don't underestimate them. They can disappear in a moments notice and live off the grid for weeks on end. Typically, they always have a knife, three ways to start a fire, some gorp, and a tent on them at all times.

Mind the smell--the last time they showered was probably at least a month ago.

They are the outdoorsy version of white trash.
Dude, I went hiking with these two guys I ran into on the trail--total hikertrash! They were walking around buck nude except for their packs, and the smell was worse than something out of my dog's anus.
hikertrash by arc.t415 November 14, 2018
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A short, egg-headed, mixed race male, thinks he's funny and full of great banter, comes with to work every day pissed and threatens to beat up annoying students, also looks remarkably like a bulldog
You're such a damn Hikel...
hikel by DawnOfPoseidon June 23, 2015

Hitch Hiker 

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
When you get high off of weed and nicotine.
Bro, after smoking that blunt and nicotine vape, I'm hiked out!
Hiked Out by Weed Wacker February 22, 2015

hikeytaco 

someone who is very sexy/ hot.
damn, she's almost hot enough to be a hikeytaco
hikeytaco by xaitlvn May 8, 2015
like "lowkey" but instead of keeping it on the low you say "yo hikey shes kinda stupid" it means you wouldnt mind if she knew you thought that...
"hikey this party is LIT!"
hikey by marshmellowsforlife September 18, 2018

Credit Hiked 

Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.
"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"
Credit Hiked by JiggaStar August 22, 2009