Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.

damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!

by Manchildnic August 13, 2020

Highway Hero

N; A random motorist on the highway/interstate, that helps you break up thick traffic by clearing a path through aggressive driving. (Generally a person you follow behind, thus making you the sidekick, (See "Highway Sidekick.)).

Guy 1: Wow! you sure got here quick!
Guy 2: I know right? It's all thanks the bro in the red S-10, he was my highway hero on I-75.
Guy 1: Highway heroes are the best. wanna go scope out some bitches?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by 5p3ctr3 March 3, 2014

Highway Glow

When your highlight is brighter than your future

Girl 1:"Omg - do you see poppin' that highlight is"
Girl 2: "Omg - check out that highway glow"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Highway Hussy

A badge bunny that only goes for state troopers

Oh Jenna is such a highway hussy, she tries to get pulled over

by Egon117 November 18, 2018

highway tetris

1. Lane changing
2. Fighting for ultimate highway supremacy

Often done when in transit and busy, i.e. on cellphones or talking.

"Why are you late, man"
"I got stuck playing highway tetris with a dumbass"

by Wiggy Wallenstein December 5, 2007