Highway Hero

N; A random motorist on the highway/interstate, that helps you break up thick traffic by clearing a path through aggressive driving. (Generally a person you follow behind, thus making you the sidekick, (See "Highway Sidekick.)).

Guy 1: Wow! you sure got here quick!
Guy 2: I know right? It's all thanks the bro in the red S-10, he was my highway hero on I-75.
Guy 1: Highway heroes are the best. wanna go scope out some bitches?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by 5p3ctr3 March 3, 2014

Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.

damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!

by Manchildnic August 13, 2020

Highway Hair

The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.

I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.

by wordiversal July 27, 2021

highway pacecar

A state trooper or highway patrol car that nobody wants to pass in fear they may be pulled over. Therefore everyone stays behind him. Clogging up traffic.

A.Dude why are you doing 55mph?
B. Because there is a highway pacecar up ahead.

by Msandow94 October 19, 2013

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

highway tetris

1. Lane changing
2. Fighting for ultimate highway supremacy

Often done when in transit and busy, i.e. on cellphones or talking.

"Why are you late, man"
"I got stuck playing highway tetris with a dumbass"

by Wiggy Wallenstein December 5, 2007

Highway Glow

When your highlight is brighter than your future

Girl 1:"Omg - do you see poppin' that highlight is"
Girl 2: "Omg - check out that highway glow"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017