hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

Heteroflexible

A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.

"Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they've chilled with a few beers."

by Blackwelder January 18, 2006

No Hetero

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.

1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.

by Lil' Berry February 18, 2008

heteroflexible

A person who enjoys sex with both male & females but considers themself heterosexual in the sense that they do not relate with the same sex for an emotional relationship like a bi-sexual could. Heteroflexible is a heterosexual person that is beyond the bi-curious stage but would never engage in an emotional relationship with the same sex.

I like the fact that my wife is heteroflexible, she really likes girls as an appeitizer before she's ready for the main course!

by Terri & Dan November 17, 2007

Zoe Laverne hatepages

People who know the difference from right and wrong. These people hate Zoe Laverne for several reasons. Some examples are: 1. She cheated on her boyfriend. 2. She said the N-word several times on live. 3. She vapes on live. 4. She always plays victim when she does something bad. These people know that she isn’t a good influence to her audience who is mostly younger than her (ages 6-12) and just think she’s downright rude.

Zoe Laverne hatepages know that what Zoe does is bad.

by TheSlaughterBehindTheMan April 24, 2020

Heterocredible

Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay."

"I just think a button-down is a little more heterocredible than that tanktop."

"The role is a romantic lead; I don't know if that actor is really heterocredible."

"I have to figure out some heterocredible way to package the barware I bought my groomsmen."

by Bensma August 1, 2008

heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.

I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.

by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011