Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 9, 2017

Headitorial

When you post all over various forms of social media how much you enjoy giving or receiving head.

Rachel’s Snapchat story clearly reflects her headitoral opinions.

My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Handipatic

Antipatic but also handicap

De ce esti mah handipatic?

by janozs gyury May 10, 2019

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

headicine

The art or science of restoring or preserving ones health by performing oral sexual pleasure.

Josué was feeling I'll from his COVID-19 vaccine, so he begged his nurse for some Doctor prescribed headicine.

by PowHerHour November 24, 2021

Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010