Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!

That redneck has a Camaro Crash Helmet!!

by bulldog October 10, 2005

Helmut

Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.

everybody should have a friend like Helmut

by ohbigonekenobie February 4, 2010

purple helmet

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

by tsaurpower March 20, 2003

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

Helmer

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

by mycockslong February 11, 2022

Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

mini red helmet

Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock

Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet

by El homie uyz July 12, 2017