Skip to main content

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
mugGet the Headphone Jackmug.

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
mugGet the headphone incontinencemug.

Fnaf Headphones

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.
Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.

for real man?

yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021
mugGet the Fnaf Headphonesmug.

Headphones

Those things you always forget in school
"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."
by Headphones earphones ear thing February 15, 2017
mugGet the Headphonesmug.

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.
"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"
by BeardStrong April 26, 2014
mugGet the headphone bluffingmug.

headphones

The best invention ever. Headphones open opprotunities and open you to a new musical world.
guy: Dude what is that dope device on your head.
Me: Broo these are my headphones. I use them to listen to Lucid Dreams by juice wrld
by imnotsupposedtobeonthisrn December 16, 2022
mugGet the headphonesmug.

Headphone Savage

A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns
Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does
by Amorion January 26, 2018
mugGet the Headphone Savagemug.

Share this definition