A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
Get the doing a Hamishmug. Hamish is the name used for meaning sensitive, or wuss. Someone who has the name Hamish is typically both of those thingys
by jekebdjeveudbe August 3, 2021
Get the hamishmug. by SomeonBetterThanU November 6, 2018
Get the Hamishmug. The most amazing awesome kind caring person anyone could ever meet. If you find yourself a hamish never ever ever let go. His soulmates initials are most normally gonna be J.K. if they are your initials your a VERY lucky gal.
by @_your_awesome June 13, 2020
Get the Hamishmug. by Tinks_ August 25, 2019
Get the Hamishmug. Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
by anonymous May 11, 2022
Get the Hamishmug. Hamish is hot
by Hamish is hot asf December 4, 2020
Get the Hamishmug.